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I love my tiny dog plates so much tbh
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My girlfriend has these tiny dog plates. I’ve been singing everything. Unloading the dishwasher I catch myself singing: I fucking hate these tiny dog plates. What am I singing? It takes two extra seconds to unload them? For the first time I realize I’m neurotic as fuck.
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but then eating the cheese and crackers feels like a noble mission to liberate those good bois
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