hello this is literally my intellectual property u dorks
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too bad
u will receive 100% of our love but 0% of the profits
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idk about this guy but obviously i would only use with proper attribution
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qc why you giving me anime top 10 betrayals 🙊🙊🙊
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sometimes you gotta show your bros how to have principles 😤
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you can’t seduce women by stealing their profit from them Elodes pls this is flirting 101
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you have to steal their heart first
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this is so sweet
i once had a friend who said "you have to fuck a woman's heart before you can fuck her body" which was much less sweet
he is no longer my friend
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wait i kinda like that phrasing except insofar as it implies that the two are separate or that the second one is in any way more the goal than the first
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man i dunno
i mean you're literally saying a woman's heart can get fucked 🤔 not a good look qc
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can't tell if this is a joke but this is totally a thing, or like, totally can be interpreted to refer to a thing that one can actually do
you can open a woman's heart chakra, you can give a woman (energetic) orgasms but in the heart, etc etc etc
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yes agree w qc, crass phrasing but content is sound
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