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bestie just very seriously asked me “hey so the don’t eat before swimming thing only applies to swimming right? and not a shower?” at the dinner table i married a hot one, but seems like there’s only 1 or maybe 2 brain cells up there
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we are 24 & 25 years old & we just had the following conversation bestie: fuck i ate too much me: like in a good way or in a dang I’m uncomfy and my tum hurts kinda way? b: the second me: lie down for a bit? wait no, i have some digestion tablets b: YAAAAASS this is life now
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marriage is when you wake up and notice your spouse ate the last of the chocolate cake you were looking forward to and only getting mildly upset for the 3 seconds it took you to notice and then not even bringing it up because it literally doesn’t matter to you 🥲
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bestie went home today to spend time with fam after noticing my social battery blinking red I’M ALONE, I REALLY, REALLY MISSED ME SO MUCH!!!!! you know, the you u are when it’s just you and absolutely not a single other soul??? when i get fr married we will have our own rooms
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