cats. they sleep ~20 hours a day, otherwise skitter around the house as if possessed by demons, demand food with meows of entitlement, scream at own ass, and occaaaaaasionally be affectionate for a few seconds. somehow still worthy of love. an inspiration to us all
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is humanity in an abusive relationship with cats 🤔
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Humans: Okay, so
Dog Negotiator: Yes
Humans: Uh
Dog Negotiator: Absolutely. We'll do it
Humans: I haven't even
Dog Negotiator: I love you
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are *dogs* in an abusive relationship with *humanity* 😬
dogs show us love because they believe in us
cats show us love when we've good and earned it
both are deeply satisfying for different reasons
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Oh, pretty much all animals are. Dogs are better off than the rest we regularly interact with
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it's pigs I feel worst about
doesn't stop me eating them 😅
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plenty of people openly value dogs' lives and well-being over other humans so I think they're doing pretty well
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Being the target of co-depenency isn't always all that great, but I generally agree that dogs are better off than most other animals
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