cats. they sleep ~20 hours a day, otherwise skitter around the house as if possessed by demons, demand food with meows of entitlement, scream at own ass, and occaaaaaasionally be affectionate for a few seconds. somehow still worthy of love. an inspiration to us all
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Humans: Okay, so
Dog Negotiator: Yes
Humans: Uh
Dog Negotiator: Absolutely. We'll do it
Humans: I haven't even
Dog Negotiator: I love you
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Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up
Humans: And you will be a loyal friend
Cat: hahahaha sure
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