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why do I have to eat my shadow can't we just be civil roommates who don't particularly like one another instead?

but shadow mooom i don’t *wanna* eat my shadow

(tiger shadow mom voice) "you eat all your shadow! when he was your age, your father was radically accepting that which he rejected in others!"

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there are starving kids in africa who don’t even have enough shadow to eat!!! they’re spiritually hungry all the time!!!

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Omg that sounds like my Depression-survivor grandma trying to make me eat squash 😂

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(woke shadow older sibling): shadow mom, people don't say that anymore, it's shadow colonialist too far? I think that's too far