baby umesh: if i haven't almost choked to death recently i'm not putting enough things in my mouth
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If you can't handle my at my diapers you don't deserve me at my angelic giggles.
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I was going to get an axolotl. I was going to name it Blubbblubb. But then I read they eat everything in their vicinity, including the sand and rocks of their habitat. I just imagined myself banging on the aquarium screaming "NOOO BLUBBBLUBB!"
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