A: oy mate whatchu doing
B: i'm studying for me test
A: for wot?
B: i'm getting certified to be a pirate
A: why the fock do ye need a certificate to be a pirate? all ye gotta do is go out an take people's shite
B: but what if I fuck it up?
A: then you get a wooden leg init
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B: i don't want a wooden leg! I want to be a pirate!
A: tell me, has there ever been a successful pirate that went to pirate school?
B: I don't know. but maybe if they got certified, they would be MORE successful
A: who issues these?
B: the... Pirate Certificate Authority
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“You do know you can just unauthorized an illegal copy of the certificate online.”
“But that would be pir—“
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cannot believe it didn't occur to me at any point in the last 12 years to pirate a copy of the pirate certificate smdh
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i suppose that means i don't deserve it