he's not a simp he's a wife guy
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RIP me
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eigen, when i grow up, i want to be a wife guy, just like you!
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not, uh, with the same wife tho
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what is she not good enough for you
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selene seems to be a very nice person, but for a variety of factors would not be suitable as a wife for me
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and there’s nothing wrong with that
i mean,,, there are so many wonderful people, like richard stallman, or san, or you for that matter, who wouldn’t be suitable as a wife for me, and there’s nothing wrong with that!
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(they are unsuitable because they are already married to freedom, an anime character, and fated to be someone else’s wife, respectively)
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i am immediately curious about your access to knowledge of fated wives.
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we prefer the term future wife guy
wife-guy-in-waiting
wife-guy-to-be
wife guy apparent
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