yesterday i learned that there's a whole millennia-long debate about astrology in judaism and one of the positions is "astrology is true for everyone except jews because god gives jews more free will" and this is my new headcanon now
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GOD I LOVE JUDAISM
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everything about it is fucking crazy
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You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the Talmud goes.
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legitimately i think i would kick ass at studying the talmud it would be a solid use of my extremely specific intellectual talents
tragically, i’m pretty sure yeshivas only admit jews
maybe this is a good thing
if anyone could join a yeshiva, no one would ever build anything new
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