2. Discussing developing lactation trigger via pavlovian association
I suggested clicker training and she rejected that
Eventually landed on the X-Men cartoon theme
also rejected
too bad. I like that song
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3. I suggested we could do this for a baby shower but have the cake be a baby and didnt much like that
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4. "What if this happens to OUR kids? Oh no. Robot what if they think we ritually murder people"
Voice was seriously concerned, horrified5
Pregnancy hormones are extremely real dont believe what they tell you in school
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When I was five or six my church had a passion play and i didnt get acting exactly or maybe the man who played Jesus was just really good because I thought they had actually killed him
Thought maybe we killed someone like this every year
I thought he was very brave twitter.com/goblinodds/sta…
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5. 🎵 A little brain is growing inside of me. I'm growing a brain. I am a Garden.🎵
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6. "What if I mistake its first kicks for gas? That seems disrespectful."
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>What if I get FAT?
>Don't worry. If you get fat we'll lock you in a room--or, not lock exactly, just put you inside and shrink the entrance until you won't be able to leave until you've lost weight, and--
>Just tell me I'm Pretty
>Let me get to the moving wall of spikes!
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9. She has developed pregnancy dietary whim's
"All I want is sugar. But I need to wait for froyo, and I don't know when froyo is happening. This is hard. I am struggling. I am having emotions about frozen yogurt."
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10. Started reading this list of Merovingian queen names out loud to her as potentials for a girl in what I thought was good humor and she burst into tears :c
Reassured her that really no she doesn't need to defend her dislike of Radegund and that helped
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😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
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