oh lol i'd buy HTZ, that's the trade. "i've decided that Tesla will buy Hertz out of bankruptcy at $69 per share and make its fleet entirely self-driving," i'd be a billionaire and Money Stuff would end on the highest possible note
But probably more risky, right? With BTC they are pretty safe AFAIK, but with stock manipulation they would have the SEC and probably DOJ breathing down their necks.