either a bird or a smoke detector has been chirping all night and i can’t tell where it is (there might be multiple because i keep getting inconsistent reads on its location) and it’s driving me n u t s
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fuck he found you too
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the bird that sounds like a dying smoke alarm battery is back today and hornier than ever
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if i were a dying smoke alarm i would simply not sound like a bird