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@maybegray

Jun 17, 2020

My birth story 👶

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· Jun 17, 2020

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in the womb of the universe, @maybegray chewed thru her umbilical cord and held her breath for the last 3 months just to see what colors she'd turn & was kind enough to let me be born first despite the fact that both of us were super psyched to smoke our first 'outside joints'

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· Jun 17, 2020

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people should also know about the time we discovered we could make the universe burp by farting up her esophagus. we laughed so hard we vibrated, and the universe came, which is the origin of the popular flood myths found in most early cultures

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if you guys are starting a religion i'm here for it

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it is the religion that has started us

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i mean technically the universe started it, when she inseminated herself with the hyper-dimensional object at the end of time- which of course is the shape of a fractal butterfly-winged snake eating its tail, with laugh lines so deep his tears just barely fill them