other girls: *harry potter, wishes they had wands, wants to be slytherin but actually hufflepuff* me, an intellectual: *his dark materials, wish i had an alethiometer, wants to be panserbjorne but actually one of those kids whose daemons got cut away*
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harry potter:
win through dumb luck / deus ex machina
go to school to learn magic
climax is dumb battle with wands
his dark materials:
win through cunning and earning staunch allies
learn everything on the streets
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i tried looking for a "virgin harry potter vs. chad lyra" meme but i can't find one. do i need to be the meme i want to see in the world because that would involve finding a way to edit images oh dear
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