Broke: Offer to hold the baby at the party so the parent can socialize.
Woke: Offer to hang out with the parent and socialize while they have the baby.
Bespoke: Redesign entire culture so the idea of having a baby in tow making a party less fun is laughable.
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Parties can just be nonverbal contact improv, bet babies would be pretty good at that 
10:51 AM - 24 Jul 2019
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