In other news I’ve chomped through almost 3lb of dates since I moved to LA. I might have a problem. This is a displaced candy addiction.
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i thought this was about, like, romantic dating after reading just the first sentence and was trying to figure out how many dates "3lb of dates" could possibly be
chomping through dates then became a sexually aggressive metaphor but also damn did you date half a newborn or what. it was a wild ride, reading that first sentence
