In other news I’ve chomped through almost 3lb of dates since I moved to LA. I might have a problem. This is a displaced candy addiction.
i thought this was about, like, romantic dating after reading just the first sentence and was trying to figure out how many dates "3lb of dates" could possibly be
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chomping through dates then became a sexually aggressive metaphor but also damn did you date half a newborn or what. it was a wild ride, reading that first sentence
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I am choosing to believe this is a metaphor for romantic dates. Solving for 3 lbs:pic.twitter.com/8NbUHZKwni
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