New stand-up video is live: youtu.be/j65eZdN5ypU
The greatest myth about the middle class in India is that it exists.
My longest video yet, this one has been more than 2 years in the making
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So can the police just say, 'Oops, sorry!" and walk away?
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The police were unable to apprehend the actual perpetrators behind commission of the offence, but surely managed to rope the persons herein as scapegoats: Delhi Court #JamiaViolence
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That's one way to bargain 😅
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Joshimath sank from the news cycle faster than it actually sank on land.
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New game: take a shot of chai every time the government says regulatory bodies are independent.
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Advice to Adani (& others):
It everything is OK, don't produce a video saying "everything is OK".
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America has 'Too Big to Fail'
We have 'Too Big to Prosecute'
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Itna favor to koi apne sagge damaad ko na kare!
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Chickens are coming home to roost for IOCL. I warned that this would happen. IOCL kicked out from ownership and trapped into a lease contract to pay 10x to Adani. Read @indiapetroplus latest newsletter @Totalenergies @CVCIndia
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By next elections, RW trolls will prove through their desktop research that anyone who does not vote for their master is either 'funded by Soros' or a clone of Bill Gates.
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'Shell Company' is a good name for a casual relationship.
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If a hundred years ago someone told you we can just print money at will and then trade on promises about that money and bet on the promises being broken and that would be most of the wealth in the world...you would have been a pioneer on the New York Stock Exchange.
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Big day for parents who keep telling their children, "Stock market jua hota hai, kabhi pesa nahi daalneka, FD is FD!"
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One Nation
One Election
One Scam
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Are the Electoral Bonds still valid though? 🤔
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S&P Dow Jones removes Adani Enterprises from Dow Jones indices due to charges of stock manipulation & accounting fraud.
Why is @NSEIndia not reevaluating index membership of Adani stocks when international ones are?
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Delayed Investigations = Not Much Evidence Left = Clean Chit = Chanakya 💡
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More than the market cap lost the fall of Adani erodes trust in our institutions, regulations and market. So much for all the nationalist chest-thumping.
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Major U-turn incoming from Right Wing Around the Wicket 🏏
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Mumbai shows this weekend: in.bookmyshow.com/events/punit-p
Sat, Andheri, Gainfully Employed
Sun, Bandra, Notes From The Bunker
Nagpur, Wardha next week on the same link
Please tell your friends, karyakartas and institutional stock holders 🙏
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$100 billion lost is not a correction, it is a crime.
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Quote of the Day cum Insurance Policy.
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Payment will be made only in Adani Bonds 🙃
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Have it on very good authority that influencers are being approached to actively make reels saying Adani is best and Hindenburg is targeting India. Going rate is up to 5L a pop. So if you see ANYONE making pro-Adani reels, know that they're proper sellouts 
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The complete rout of Adani stocks shows that people never really trusted them, it just seemed convenient and profitable. Hopefully, majoritarian politics will meet the same fate.
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The complete inaction by central agencies and regulatory bodies shows that it is possible to run the country with a clean image if you simply centralize the corruption.
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The kind of monstrous control the regime wants over information, institutions n even thoughts is only possible in a North Korea/China level dictatorship n we cant afford to be that closed without oil. Every independent voice counts, the king is often more scared than his subjects
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If we ever rise above the petty politics of caste n religion we will realize that our bigger challenge is saving the country's environment from the ruin being unleashed by rampant mining n construction with zero citizen awareness n very little civil society left to talk about it.
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House of Cards. Why pull off the stunt of last min bailouts by biggies in the first place?
#AdaniEnterprises rout will be the stuff of management case studies for years and the political inaction is also legendary.
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BIG BREAKING: Adani Enterprises calls off its FPO; money to be returned to investors. That’s bigger news now than even #Budget2023 . 
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Time for NRI Bhakts to protest outside Credit Suisse's office in Switzerland 🫠
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Fiscal reminder.
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As you file your returns this year know that IPL is also tax-exempt but your hard-earned salary isn't.
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Is Eknath Shinde not allowed to appear in any picture by himself?
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A media that analysed Rahul Gandhi's t-shirt for months has only managed the most sombre reporting of statements and stocks in the Adani Fraud case.
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This is an insult, even to the average Bhakt's intelligence.
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PM Cares Fund is not created under the Constitution of India or by any law made by the Parliament or by any State Legislature, Centre government tells Delhi High Court.
#DelhiHighCourt #PMCaresFund
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'Private Profits, Public Losses' 💸
2 Different shows in Mumbai this weekend: in.bookmyshow.com/events/punit-p
Same link for Nagpur and Wardha next week 📉📈
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If nation as an excuse can only be used so many times, Crony is now eating into Supreme Leader's share.
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Some were shocked, some were angry, some are still in denial but very few are actually surprised by the Hindenburg Report.
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So many crooks hiding behind the flag...
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Not sure why so many previous governments succumbed to scams when they could have just called it Nation Building instead.
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Soon kids will start telling their teachers that this is not a report card,it is an attack on India and its institutions and its culture and its cronies and its...
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Cheating on Shivneri today with Indrayini 🚋
But the show is committed to hard-core stand-up 🥊
'Gainfully Employed' in Pune tonight at Godaam Coffee, FC Road: in.bookmyshow.com/events/punit-p
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The Future is already here 
After ChatGPT takes over, we will start calling stand-up shows artisinal comedy 
*Gainfully Employed* this Sunday in Pune: in.bookmyshow.com/events/punit-p
Same link for Mumbai, Nagpur, Wardha 
After ChatGPT takes over, we will start calling stand-up shows artisinal comedy
*Gainfully Employed* this Sunday in Pune: in.bookmyshow.com/events/punit-p
Same link for Mumbai, Nagpur, Wardha 
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Police has assured goons shouting '...goli maaro' threatening students at TISS that their demand will be met.
This is the real #ParikshaPeCharcha
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A dozen of BJP workers carrying Indian flag and BJP flags and raising “Desh ke gaddaro ko, goli maaro saalon ko” (shoot the traitors of the country” are marching towards TISS campus Mumbai. PSF-TISS, a left collective said they will screen BBC film today on Campus. @MaktoobMedia
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'Double-engine' Censorship.
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