Gerald Dudley

@Professor_D

Quizmaster, comedian, overly sincere dork, your weird friend. Retweets too much. FPIA 2017 participant trophy. Not a professor. he/him

Somewhere around Austin
Joined March 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    5 hours ago
    Replying to

    ...well, how about updating it to "DC made a hit Wonder Woman movie and Marvel thinks a CGI raccoon is more viable than a female lead"?

  2. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Remember all these "Marvel made a hit movie starring a CGI raccoon before DC made a Wonder Woman movie"memes? Well...

  3. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    this is one of those "every man you know should read this" threads if you're a man: read this thread, haha

  4. 5 hours ago
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    8 hours ago

    when talking to a climate change denier pretend they're a tobacco executive 30 years ago denying the connection between smoking & cancer

  7. 8 hours ago

    I really like Stephen King's dog in this picture. So cute.

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    imagine getting a journalism degree to write stories like "why doesn't anyone under 65 want to eat at applebees"

  9. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Rt to make a republican mad

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    PORTLAND, OR Paleoposse! Please keep an eye out for our co-host’s father who's currently missing in the area. Flyer:

  11. 13 hours ago

    There's never been a terrorist attack at an organic grocery store. The shoppers are all buying kale. Draw your own conclusions.

  12. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    There's never been a terrorist attack at the corner bodega near my house. Turkey is on sale there for just $0.79/lbs.

  13. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    This is a shocking lie--in its viciousness, its stupidity and its instant disprovability. Will anyone in the GOP contradict him?

  14. Jun 4
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 6

    You know, in high school if you didn't believe in science it was just called failing.

  16. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    . Does Trump's embarrassing & inaccurate criticisms of London mayor today make you rethink your decision to do business with him?

  17. Retweeted
    Jun 3
    Replying to

    There's a reason Germany (rightly) criminalizes Holocaust denial. It isn't b/c they're "against free speech." It's b/c they recall history.

  18. Jun 4
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    This is like working at a deli and being suddenly appalled that they serve sandwiches.

  20. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Time for my hourly apology to the world, and especially the U.K., for , Idiot Child. We are working to solve the problem.

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