@pattonoswalt @realDonaldTrump SNL makes Trump look smarter than Trump.
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And here, ladies & gentlemen, you have the diplomatic stylings of Donald Trump. With more to come.
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Yo, Vlad, we don't want your Agent Orange, please take him back.
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Is this some kind of grade-school, 'he stole my lunch box and now its got cooties, I don't even want it back' thing?
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-2 years from now- "We should tell Russia that we don't want Alaska back. - let them keep it!"
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if they agree to keep Sarah plain there it might be an ok deal.
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@pattonoswalt remember McCain's not a war hero so Trump probably cares more for the drones that aren't capturedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@strategiclimits ~ Yes, in little words that Dopey can understand#unpresidented!pic.twitter.com/bfb1eB5tZfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@pattonoswalt@ElectoralCollge um, this would be a good time to#unpresident Trump. You can to do that!#dotherightthing - 1 more reply
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@realDonaldTrump he doesn't need no stinking briefingsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@pattonoswalt@realDonaldTrump Apparently Putin wants China to have it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@pattonoswalt "little"...use "small" instead. Fewer syllables.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@pattonoswalt@realDonaldTrump Maybe we can trade the drone for the clown.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Jesus F'in' Christo, we are in big trouble.
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@Profepps That's like $10 million US taxpayer dollars.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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