this cannot be real
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Alas...
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I’m really without words. I’ve been staring at it trying to come up with some, but none of them do it justice.
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A parody?
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I had to check before I retweeted it. Nope.
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There's no bottom yet we've located the arsehole.
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I don’t think there’s even a barrel.
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BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE FUCKING TIME TO EAT LET ALONE THE ENERGY TO COOK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK. sorry. just. the rage.
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I am just sitting here completely astonished that anyone looks at nurses partway through a pandemic and their most urgent thought is “wow, what a bunch of fatsos.” Followed by “I must say this out loud in public.”
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If newspaper columnists are human, why is Charles Moore a haunted, malicious Victorian clock
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Are you sure that the ‘l’ in ‘clock’ isn’t superfluous?
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