Johnny Normality

@Probgoblin

I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat. Do not retweet me.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2011.

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    25. ruj 2014.
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  2. prije 4 sata

    Why does this look like a shot from a new "Weekend at Bernie's"?

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    i'm sure your colleague has simply decided to remain in the cave for the evening

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    prije 5 sati

    There should be a divorce option called MARRIAGE BLAST, which is identical to a regular divorce except when it's finalized the judge screams "YEEHAW!" while shooting 2 giant revolvers into the air like Yosemite Sam.

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    *Pulls up to McDonalds Drive-Thru* Yeah can I get a mufickinuhhhhhhhhh 𝑴𝒄𝑷𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏™

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    3. velj

    if you show the peanut brand mascot to me I will find a way to make your life worse. your regret will be so great it will be how you mark time. "that was a year or so before my Great Mistake," you will say. or "that was two years after I was Punished"

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    prije 12 sati

    PhD student, c.2020: Here’s a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it’s OK 😕 Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.

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    9. pro 2019.

    Lucy would have inflicted more emotional damage if she let Charlie Brown kick the ball one time.

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    prije 6 sati

    Gotta thank Donald for taking that fire so I could also learn the Chiefs played in Kansas City, MO

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    The story of the old woman who swallowed the fly. Her maligned infinite form stretching piecemeal across the cosmos. An all consuming hunger

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    prije 8 sati

    that you hate minorities and the poor in a way you will probably never fully grasp

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    "We never should have killed that old lady. We deserve this," an off duty pollster was heard whispering.

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    Butter Golem for running mate.

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    Finally, a Washington — and humanity — outsider that can shake up the establishment.

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    "It's the only candidate that I feel has a personal interest in me," explained one voter, "I've seen it outside my house. At night. It knows where I live. Where my children live."

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    may his horrendous march home to the Corn Palace in Mitchell, SD, bear as few casualties as possible

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  17. prije 6 sati

    "I think it's time for the entire country to be afraid of The Corn Golem, which is why I want to see it go to Washington," says one Iowan. "It was going to take those delegates anyway," whispers another.

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    Congratulations to the winner of the Iowa Caucus: The Corn Golem.

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    prije 10 sati

    ref: Penalty! Boomerang on the field? me: It's called Australian rules football look it up

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    prije 8 sati

    So much of teen dramas in the 00's were about girls having anonymous blogs where they wrote their feelings. And I love that. When someone else figures out it's their blog negative outcomes often ensue!!

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    Hackers have starting putting their tutorials on PornHub, and I’m the person who approves web security exceptions for the Red Team. I am not looking forward to this world.

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