Jared Knabenbauer

K’thriss clears his throat equally mechanically, assuming this is part of the ritual. “I too am honored, if not more so. What an important thing this is that we're doing here, to honor the Material Tyrant Santa." He then hugs Donaar. #WafflesInc

K'thriss produces a small jar which glows amethyst in the holiday light. "I was tasked with a man named Diath. So was he named to me, and so have I researched his interests via the arcane medium of SENDING!!" He tries to make it sound like a big deal. #WafflesInc

Inside the jar is a small amethyst crystal. "Since Diath likes sharp things, I give the gift of impossible sharpness itself. This was grown from one of Ligotti's shed crystals. I found it has a very interesting property!" #WafflesInc

@ProJared "This seems like an ordinary crystal, but due to one set of facets meeting in an extraplanar capacity, the cutting edge is several centimeters in front of the physical edge itself. I cut myself many times on it." #WafflesInc

He hands Diath the small jar. "It's only one of the edges that has this sharpness beyond sharpness. And I forget which one it was." He stands up a little straighter and smoothes his cloak. "Merry Secret Santa." He again moves to hug Donaar. #WafflesInc

The performance over, K'thriss vibrates with excitement, believing he did it just right. He nudges Walnut and whispers, "Mielikki, get in there and reveal YOUR clandestine tribute to one of these total strangers!" @AmyTFalcone #WafflesInc

@HollyConrad Walnut presents a box to Strix, meticulously wrapped in official Acquisitions Inc stationary. “Your profile in the registry from head office states you are fond of both pies & owl bears, so I made you a minced owl bear meat pie." #wafflesinc

"The recipe came all the way from Triboar.” She looks a little embarrassed. “I hunted and prepared the meat myself so I hope it is to your liking!” It is at this time the box begins seeping some kind of fluid. You might wonder if Walnut even knows how to use an oven. #WafflesInc