Jared Knabenbauer

Evelyn calls everyone together, clearing her throat mechanically: "Welcome, everyone. The holidays are a time of love & holy light, perfect for sharing with new friends!" @AmyTFalcone @katewelchhhh @krisstraub @RyanHartmanWins @HollyConrad @ProJared @NateWantsToBtl #WafflesInc

"It's my honor to give the first Secret Santa gift today, just as Lathander, in his great mercy, grants us his many gifts with every new dawn, shoring us up under adversity, blessing us with his comfort in times of need, shining down upon his servants... [truncated for length]"

"...and just as Lathander values beauty, so, as I understand it, do you, Donaar! You do have real pretty teeth, and I'm told you take real good care of them, so I thought you might like something pretty to bring even more attention to them!"

Evelyn pulls out a strange piece of jewelry and holds it up to the dragonborn. "It's all the rage in Luskan. This one's dwarven made, I had them do it up real nice. It's jewelry--for your teeth! Isn't that just the neatest thing? They call it a "grill'... I'm not sure why."

The grill is wrought in precious metals with plenty of copper and gold, engraved with cool draconic designs (and, you notice, a few little sun symbols) and made to fit Donaar's mouth. Evelyn: "Paultin lent me the money to get a real nice one. I hope you like it!" #WafflesInc

Donaar is thrilled. He had never seen tooth adornment before. "This is great! And so pretty! It's almost as beautiful as the gift I got you!" he clumsily shouts before going in for a grinning bear hug. #WafflesInc

Evelyn returns the hug gleefully. "I'm so glad you like it! ... and you had me?!?! YAY! I can't wait to see!" but I think it's K’thriss' turn to give a gift next, right?" @krisstraub

K’thriss clears his throat equally mechanically, assuming this is part of the ritual. “I too am honored, if not more so. What an important thing this is that we're doing here, to honor the Material Tyrant Santa." He then hugs Donaar. #WafflesInc