Out late, Diath continues his search.
What do you get someone who has lived your lifetime thricehold? And could still beat you up? @katewelchhhh
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Diath is out shopping for Rosie Beestinger. He's never had a grandmother before. What do you get a sweet, elderly woman who could kill you in an instant if she desired? #WafflesInc @katewelchhhh
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*STRIX DIMENSION DOORS IN* I went to the graveyard and got this shovel does she want that????
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*Strix screams* IT’s NOT A SHOVEL IT’S A SNAKE I’LL BE BACK OR MAYBE NOT
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A dagger forged from melted down Werther's Originals
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With a ruby in the hilt made from those grandma-tastic strawberry candies.
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This has to be it. It is the best old lady gift.
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Hilt and cross guard made out of flattened out ribbon candy.
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Cartography tools and alcohol, strong strong alcohol
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I feel like Rosie would appreciate a homemade gift the best. She’s lived long enough to get any conventional material good she could have wanted, so it’s the thought put into something that seems to matter more to her now than the gift itself.
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You bake her something. You know it'll never be as good as something she could make, but a woman that long-lived and adventurous could have, at any point, gained the resources to own whatever she wished materially. What'd she'd value was that Diath 1/2
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spent the time trying to think of something she would enjoy (however short the amount of time she had it) because again, Rosie is well-acquainted with the impermanence of things, and what matters is she was important enough to someone for them to put effort into something for her
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Very sharp knitting needles?
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Magic knitting needles! They conjure fabric that suits the need of who they’re for! For example, a super sneaky scarf for Diath, some magic enhancing mittens for Strix, a sweater that never stains for Paultin, or a hat that shines with the light of Lathander!
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Chocolate, a nice new shawl, and a gift card for a new quarterstaff because you wouldn't presume that you'd pick the right one for her?
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I'ma go with chocolates. Can't go wrong with chocolates.
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Periapt of Wisdom - a small magic pearl on a silver chain that gives wearer a wisdom bonus. A literal pearl of wisdom.
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