A friend retired a character and brought another one into the game we were playing. When we happened upon the new it was this overweight aristocrat with a tiny dog (*Precious*) whose cart was stuck in the mud and needed assistance. He roleplayed this 'helpless' .../1
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...character for 4 sessions, while promising pay if we did some Dirty work for him/protected him. In the midst of a particularly bad battle when we were losing soundly the aristocrat fainted from being ambushed and the facade dropped... /2
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The tiny dog promptly transformed into the druid that had been running the whole show (Leadership feat) and proceeded to clean house. Was the best kept Secret/lie that I've experienced via Roleplay in a game. /End
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One time I convinced a group of goblins that they are supposed to be guarding the other side of the fort by marionetting a dead goblin by stabbing daggers in its forearms, waving the arms around, and yelling in goblin at them.
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I once was playing a dwarf, who was just an idiot (4 of int). We were on a dungeon and we were on the hide out of an earth cult, and we found a blacksmith, who had just made this awesome claws. (1)
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(2) Out of pure luck, I manage to convince here I'm the new guy, and I was send by the boss to help there, then another PC entered the room, saying he had this letter from the boss requesting this new weapon. He got the claws, and got away.
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(3) I was stuck in this forge with 3 other dwarfs and this lady, who was freaking intimidating, and literally the only way out of there that I could think of was "I have to pee". One of the dwarf pointed me to the bathroom, and that's how we escaped a cr 5 encounter
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Had a fellow player who had a wizard that claimed to speak EVERY language. Come to a large door with goblin words in red paint. "It's Abyssal. Says 'Safe Passage Here'." There was a red dragon chained up behind the door. We can't help but think he lied to the party.
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Used Disguise Self disguising myself as a Dwarf NPC quest giver to could trick another NPC into giving my party more gold for a quest because we 'earned it'. Would've worked, but I forgot that I was taller than a Dwarf and DS doesn't change my hitbox when he handed over the gold
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I was losing it with this. If I played DnD, this would be the kind of stuff that would happen to me, I don’t even have to guess at that…
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How play in D&D if my english bad?
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My death cleric had the unusual background of being a former concubine so agreed to disguise herself as a prostitute to charm/sleep her way into enemy territory and act as a honey pot XD
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These are inspiring me to tell some of Je'yaaz K'Ween's best, failed plans


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