Jared Knabenbauer

what? is not everything a lightsaber?

Honestly, does anybody ?

I got the feeling that you should be in a rave.

Wait … does this mean there *are* people who have self control with this? Because I am not one.

Do any of us have that?

Who has?

Or in the grocery store, I've had many cucumber fights with friends.

True love, right there.

I don't blame you

I mean... why should you?

As long as it isn't going to break, it's basically fair game. She DOES realize who she married, right?

My wife and I everywhere: *vwoom* *vvvwooom* *grsschhht* *grsscchht* *vvvwooom* "Matt, put that down" sorry.

See that's true love, right here.

Now I'm curious.

This is me 100%

This is bad how??

as should be the case! isn't it a law by now to use everything as a lightsaber?

Well until we have real ones we'll need to improvise

I see no problem with that >w>