Ready to break your heart and leave you like a cold-hearted gangster. 
I'm Julia tonight at Dragon Con! Hanging out with Spike and Faye~pic.twitter.com/1AbkpeXU9s
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And I though my pet names for my wife were strange.
What he said.
Trying to come up with a Pokemon nickname in a Nuzlocke?
Keep it in your pants Jared.
Did you just have a stroke?
Samesies
I think you broke him
Agreed man
I agree 
Agreed!
You are one lucky Man, Jared.
You stole the words right out of my keypad
You don't have to keep rubbing it in.
What he said.
You said it, you lucky husband
Someone hose him down he's gonna overhear
Hunh, I think he likes it.
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