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    1. Jared Knabenbauer‏ @ProJared 25 Jun 2017
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      I had a dream last night that Keanu Reeves met up with me at a pizza place, and was such a bro that he offered to solve my house woes.

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      Jared Knabenbauer‏ @ProJared 25 Jun 2017
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      He asked what fun things there were to do in Fort Worth, and acted like he was a big fan of mine. It was awesome.

      2:48 PM - 25 Jun 2017
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      • BRT HiramC god Lucille Black | In 7th Astral Hell Justin Potvin makeouthilltribute🤓👁⏱ Rose Marie Kat Chris Andres Lopez
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        2. Mike Martin‏ @MathasGames 25 Jun 2017
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          Maybe while you slept, you got a glimpse into an alternate reality where all of that happened. Or you just have some p sweet dreams.

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        1. Muh‏ @Ic3crusher 25 Jun 2017
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          Reminds me of the Keanu Greentext.http://imgur.com/gallery/gV7ySHy 

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        1. Gordon Becker‏ @Creeper223 25 Jun 2017
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          that sounds like actual keanu reeves

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        1. GondotheDragon  🐶 💣 ❤️‏ @ThatOneDergBoi 25 Jun 2017
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          You live in the DFW area?

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        1. Fat Rambo‏ @ZACH_ATK 25 Jun 2017
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          pic.twitter.com/FhPAWjCR2l

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        1. Alacar -  🔞 Lewds, elves, and artists‏ @The_GeekMaster 25 Jun 2017
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          I'm sure he would be if he isn't already

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        1. Kat‏ @kitn112 25 Jun 2017
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          What an amazing dream!

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        1. Mand0lyn‏ @CapnOA 25 Jun 2017
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          ProKeanu, I'd support it.

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        1. Casey B. Sims‏ @DragonSpooker 25 Jun 2017
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          #goodguydreamkeanu

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        1. Fishboye  💙‏ @_fishboye 25 Jun 2017
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          And then you find out he's actually subscribed to you :P

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        1. Dillon Fletcher‏ @Mollar_Eclipse 25 Jun 2017
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          Then you woke up, and your pillow was gone!

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        1. James Dodson‏ @TAC_TheRevenant 25 Jun 2017
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          All you need is for his twitter acct, if he has one, to retweet this and affirm everything

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        1. Jeffrey Ruehle‏ @GGrizzzly 25 Jun 2017
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          So the important question? You are familiar enough with funky town to give out tips and hints?

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        1. Joseegreg‏ @Joseegreg 25 Jun 2017
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          He's preparing you for soul absorption.

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        1. J‏ @DuoFlac 25 Jun 2017
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          10/10 would dream again?

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        1. Glitch_Man42‏ @This_oddGuy_42 25 Jun 2017
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          Imagine if this was a premonition in like 3 months this happens that be cool.

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        1. Nathan‏ @leujin 25 Jun 2017
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          Based on what I've heard about Keanu, this seems 100% plausible.

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        1. Justin Sherwin‏ @SherwinJustin 25 Jun 2017
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          It's a sign. Next con, go as Spike and Faye Valentine.

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