They're surprisingly hard to keep track of. Always getting stuck on stuff.
I'd be a terrible father. I can't even keep track of where the roomba goes.
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Children or roombas?
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Did you lose the roomba? I've been gone for one day
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But has he called the cat 'Heidi' yet?
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leave some crumbs out, he'll find his way back home
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Got to keep an eye on em. Next thing you know they're in strange places sucking up god knows what and dying alone
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I as a father would forget that as well. And I'm doing alright.... I think.... wait where is my kid again?
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Kids are awful anyway, cat's and robots are better.
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Same here, can't even handle my own kitten sometimes. lol
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I thought you were an excellent jostle parent >:3
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you may not be a father, but you can be my daddy
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Which is why you have a cat and not a dog :3
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wherever it wants?
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thats why you got
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Silly Jared, the roomba goes wherever it wants to go. The roomba knows best. roomba.
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