Jared Knabenbauer

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Pain is the French word for bread

Le pain is actually French for "the bread." Whenever I see Au Bon Pain, I think, "Ow! Bone pain!"

More like GRAINera Bread Company... *Dork snort*

Just feel like saying this. Your Stardew Valley review video from a year ago inspired me to play it. Thank you very much

Did you get food poisoning or something?

Nice

I feel like there's an interesting story to go along with this.

I thought it was PUNera Bread

How did they hurt you?

Found a booger in my Mac and cheese there, once. Threw up in my mouth, walked out and never went back. Which is a shame because I loved them

Would that be Bread Pain Company in French?

What did you eat there that caused pain? I work there and unless the employees there aren't doing their jobs it's all fine.