Jared Knabenbauer

throw it in the toilet

Horror premise:man is tortured by crying babies on plane, after coming home his mother tells he was once a crying baby on a plane

That needs to be on a god damn t-shirt.

Man, I fucking hate babies. Airplane babies crying their lungs out from what I assume are ear pressure problems are the worst.

Throw Pokeballs at them.

Yeah! Those dumb babies on airplanes where they can't properly equalize the air pressure which causes them pain! So inconsiderate!

be careful or the stink right back

It's great when kids are acting up and you give them a scolding look...and they just kind of go quiet and timidly stare at you :P

Apparently they might? Here is a video I saw in High School many moons ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apzXGEbZht0 …

I bet even if they understood they would continue screaming just to piss people off. Babies can act like real babies, believe me.

Ever seen Dead Like Me? There's a scene in the first season you would appreciate

babies, children and oblivious adults

They should ride in cargo.

I hear you get a nobel peace prize for figuring out that one.

That image!

I hate parents who can't wait 2-3 years before taking their baby on a 12 hour plane trip. Good luck trying to sleep.