Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared That's Normal.

@ProJared for a second I thought you said boobs ... I should really go sleep :/

@ProJared Is that why I'm always wearing tennis shoes?

@ProJared That's not Normal. That's surreal.

@ProJared See the boots, Feel the Boots, BE THE BOOTS!

@ProJared What does that even mean?

@ProJared [insert punny reply using "Normal" here]

@ProJared Now I have a Nancy Sinatra song stuck in my head. Thank a lot.

@ProJared best quote from the whole game

@ProJared that's...ominous

@ProJared What if I don't like boots?

@ProJared But what if I'm too normal for these boots?

@ProJared I hear they have some creepy initiation ritual. Something with robes and candles.

@ProJared I imagine the boots choosing you isn't as epic as one might think. "Hey wanna join", "uuh, sure why not."

@ProJared All Boots must serve.

@ProJared sounds like something Arnold would say if he was a bar bouncer