Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared I puked.

@ProJared because the Force needs scientific explanation the way Indiana Jones needs aliens.

@ProJared no

@ProJared noooooooooooo

@ProJared My favorite.

@ProJared NO BAD JARED

@ProJared NO.

@ProJared You fool, WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED!?

@ProJared I laughed so hard at this I choked.

@ProJared STOP IT JARED!

@ProJared MIDI FILES

@ProJared as oppsed to #mp3chlorians i suppose. Those give you flashier effects, but quality sucks

@ProJared Don't they use that to kill germs in pools?

@ProJared :(

@ProJared the stuff old music is made of #MIDIchlrorians

@ProJared That a new drug?

@ProJared They retcon it later so it doesn't really matter.

@ProJared amazingly we had a discussion about this today and actually made sense of it