Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared Productive is too many syllables. I'm too busy for that.

@ProJared So how have you been doing Jared?

@ProJared I work in government, I can't be productive.

@ProJared responding to "How've you been?" with "Productive" sounds like one of the most pretentious things ever

@ProJared Meh, but I'm busy, Jared. What else should I say? :P

@ProJared What about "Productive?"

@ProJared Definitely something I should work on. Not sure how to not humblebrag my graduate student/full-time job status though.

@ProJared I've been proactive, does that work well

@ProJared #ThisIsSoSmartWhyHaveINotThoughtAboutItBefore #NotSarcastic #FeelsStupid

@ProJared also hate people that say busy. I like to think that you have time for everything you want to do.

@ProJared so answer with productive?

@ProJared But I can't answer productive when I'm just watching videos all day.

@ProJared That seems like you're just arguing semantics, honestly. And being busy and productive aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

@ProJared procrastinatery...procrastinatedery... Procras.... I tried to do stuff but got distracted.

@ProJared I usually say I'm "doing well, and lazy as fuuuuuuuck"

@ProJared I just say "good" because I know that they don't actually care how I've been doing.

@ProJared Yes, but people complain when I answer "your mum". Especially my wife.

@ProJared Okay, I do answer with "Busy" but I guess I won't now... A couple of people I know aren't ever busy but, alright.