Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared You could try it on a Pokemon card. Call it "Coke-a-mon"... ... you know what never mind that was terrible.

@ProJared of course not, who can afford that kinda drug... and then do cocaine too?

@ProJared Nobody has money for coke once they start buying Magic cards.

@ProJared yeah, like I'm damaging one of my cards. You never know a sleeper man!

@ProJared thats all i use to fuel my drug habit! rolled up magic cards. i have thousands. so glad i quit though. drugs are so much cheaper.

@ProJared Statistically, probably? But it's hard to imagine someone having money for both.

@ProJared I've seen it done and the guy used monopoly money to do it.

@ProJared Does Gwent count?

@ProJared wouldn't surprise me.

@ProJared I've used one to break apart my weed on, is that close enough?

@ProJared http://i.imgur.com/oEhVvjZ.gif 

@ProJared Have you not?

@ProJared if they used an Eldrazi, they would get annihilated.

@ProJared you gonna bring your cards to PRGE?

@ProJared The important question is, if you had to snort crack off of a magic card which one would it be?