Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared Nothing feels *better* than accidentally falling asleep in your chair :)

@ProJared I read that wrong and interpreted it as "Nothing is worse than shitting in your chair." I was momentarily concerned.

@ProJared This actually happens to me every day. It stops feeling so significant after a while.

@ProJared idk if your chair is that comfy, you're doing all right

@ProJared RIP neck

@ProJared How about falling asleep in your car?

@ProJared Once meant to take a nap for a hour, woke up it was 1 PM

@ProJared Bro. I feel ya.

@ProJared i did that today

@ProJared Did that at work once, my boss and coworkers then buggerred off without me.

@ProJared What kind of chair was it?

@ProJared or older.. just saying..