Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared Do you want to die?

@ProJared you'd be dead

@ProJared But Jared we love you don't hurt yourself like that

@ProJared you might die

@ProJared you'd be dead, ProJ

@ProJared You'd be inebriated.

@ProJared sound like a good game. Can I join u

@ProJared I should have taken a shot every time I heard the word "Innovation"

@ProJared it would have made this less painful to watch.

@ProJared You should try hard mode: When they say "Gameplay" and don't show actual gameplay.

@ProJared How smashed would you be Jared?

@ProJared Want to really get hammered? Re-watch the Xbox presser. Take a shot every time you see/hear "Exclusive"

@ProJared I'll drive you to the AA meting at the end of the week

@ProJared I shouldve taken a shot everytime they said Battlefront was coming up soon

@ProJared Get those suicidal thoughts out of your head :(

@ProJared frostbite is an EA exclusive buzzword

@ProJared I wonder if they will come with DLC pneumonia.

@ProJared take a shot everytime a sports game is announced

@ProJared That would definitely kill you.