Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared My goal in life is to make everybody watch so much and consistently that we all get AMAZING ads.

@ProJared Do I have to lose weight first or... is that exercise included in the laughing workout you wanna provide, or... x)

@ProJared Or back problems, which ever.

@ProJared you're a genius

@ProJared your top10 dicks in gaming was a good start milestone for that goal

@ProJared That's a good goal. Already got me laughing XD

@ProJared Well, I can say just by looking at the mirror you're not doing a very good job, sadly.

@ProJared ...or a broken back, depending of the "Laughing Scale" You don't want to make a 7,2 laugh, don't you?

@ProJared True story, I had amazing abs in junior high when MST3K aired on SciFi.

@ProJared My brother once laughed for two hours, no joke, luckily it wasn't constant, or else he might have died.

@ProJared Now is not just goal, is ours too.

@ProJared And then we'll get ads running on YouTube like "This man laughed for 30 days watching ProJared. What happened next may shock you."

@ProJared I'd appreciate it if you did. YOU CAN DO IT JARED!

@ProJared You want all of your fans to be able to take the quickest shits imaginable. You're so thoughtful <3

@ProJared well I thank you sir for being concerned for my health

@ProJared I second this :D

@ProJared Well, you're doing a damn good job so far. Keep it up!

@ProJared You're a god among men sir.

@ProJared If you manage to do that you'll be my hero