Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared @dominos Check your pizza privilege.

@ProJared @dominos i once ordered a pizza at 4pm...they woke me up at 11pm saying oh here's your pizza...after i canceled the order at 6pm

@ProJared Wise men say: "Forgiveness is divine - but never pay full price for late pizza"

@ProJared @dominos did they still charge you?

@ProJared GIVE THIS MAN HIS DAMN PIZZA @dominos

@ProJared Nobody messes with Jared's pizza

@ProJared @dominos I mean, your first mistake was thinking dominos is acceptable pizza

@ProJared @dominos thats why you get @pizzahut

@ProJared @dominos Quality pizza place you got near you, it would seem. Surprised they didn't just keep your money and say "oh well".

@ProJared @dominos Privileges? For being Youtube famous? For being handsome? For being able to afford conventions?

@ProJared check your privelage

@ProJared @dominos Thats bs, I get a coupon if they forget part of my order rather than the whole thing.

@ProJared @dominos If there's one thing i've learned in my years eating pizza is that's Dominos sucks so hard it defies national boundaries.