Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared Least you get pockets =/

@ProJared I just saw a guy walking around campus wearing a shirt that had a picture of nike shoes on it. A shirt of branded shoes. Alright.

@ProJared Just wear a mustard stained wife beater. Problem solved bro.

@ProJared You could always start wearing feminine clothing. You wouldn't look half bad. ;))))

@ProJared If you really want to, you can wear "women's" clothing. Just because it's marketed at women doesn't mean it's limited to women.

@ProJared Brands don't matter if you look good in them...it's all about the cut. Plenty of good looking brand-less shirts out there!

@ProJared and blue polos

@ProJared Need to use my Gillette Avengers Razors and my Avengers cologne or I won't be seen outside the house

@ProJared are you saying you want a lace low-cut vneck?