Jared Knabenbauer

@RayNarvaezJr @ProJared they don't have to kill themselves, their jobs do it for them

@ProJared @RayNarvaezJr as a chef who hears it.I can safely say; being drunk at work, drugs, and yes. Being more dead inside than a stripper

@ProJared I assume they like it, or they get a small bonus if they do

@ProJared @SirTEPL enormous tips used to buy things that kill the soul slowly

@ProJared @MarchGeoff Or at least once.

@ProJared @RayNarvaezJr yoga and drugs

@ProJared Simple. You can only kill yourself once.

@ProJared @RayNarvaezJr by being dead inside on a regular basis

@ProJared they get money for it

@ProJared @RayNarvaezJr Maybe because they're already dead inside.

@ProJared @RayNarvaezJr they go home and cry in the dark singing the happy birthday song that put them there.

@ProJared @RayNarvaezJr if I gave you 30 dollars would you do it Ray ?

@ProJared @RayNarvaezJr electroshock therapy

@ProJared Because... Human Resources would pommel you #RemeberKrabbyO'Mondays http://tinyurl.com/obwvfch 

@ProJared I just had this conversation over dinner. I would want to slit my own throat.

@ProJared smoke big amounts of weed