Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared I was a Meownster Hunter like mew, then I took a nyap.

@ProJared She's a keeper.

@ProJared doodlebob? From spongebob?

@ProJared the fuck Jared

@ProJared #wat

@ProJared Haha! I finally get that joke! I'm one of the cool kids now right?

@ProJared Let's remember the context, which is Monster Hunter 4. yes.

@ProJared I can relate to this tweet.

@ProJared Guildmarm is bae!

@ProJared Best pick up line- I like you like I like my smash bros characters- Agile, feminine, and silent

@ProJared it's a compliment to your stick figure physique

@ProJared Mmm doodle

@ProJared Don't get too excited, she has another man. He's purple and green and can blow shit up, also he's a monster

@ProJared Jaredoodle sounds like an obscure southern snack name

@ProJared go up to her and be all like,aye gurl u wanna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

@ProJared ...You don't say.