Jared Knabenbauer

@ProJared Slowly but surely Jared, you can become a ninja turtle.

@ProJared wear that when I come to visit bby

@ProJared kind of makes me think of a green suited Gordon freeman for some reason and I honestly don't know why.

@ProJared kinky sex?

@ProJared what is it?

@ProJared instered

@ProJared Hey man, I'd sex you in that. No homo.

@ProJared Ceremonial Gaming Con robes. <3

@ProJared You should suit up in your intro instead of putting on the blue shirt. To the same music and everything. Dead serious :D

@ProJared it's got a zipper for easy peepeein'

@ProJared what would you use a flight suit for

@ProJared Blending in with Grandma's curtains. That's honestly what I thought I was looking at.

@ProJared Top Gun Review

@ProJared it looks like a pilot suit