Jared Knabenbauer

Because if Ding-Dong is going to get demeaned by his co-workers, he could at least be pulling down a proper 9-5 paycheck or whatever. C-team is a job, y'all. Wafflecrew is like...having your own impending doom as a hobby.

Because Jared has gone for too long without a #dnd session? Seriously, I can't wait for this!

I could think of two reasons...two, golden, ring-like reasons containing the soul of a particular paladin to the Morning Lord, Lathander...or something like that...

Getting intel into Acq Inc to at some point take down Omin or at least take back or destroy Strix's contract.

What!?, the crossover I’ve been waiting for since Strix appeared in Acq Inc!

Because Diath is the only waffle buddy not fooled by the CEO...

!!!!

Because Omin stole some rings

For the return of Evelyn's rings, obviously.

I love the mutual respect Jared and @TychoBrahe have for eachother, and their adoration for the game But even better is how Diath and Omin have this tenuous relationship.

WAT

Probably because Omin wants to torture him... Good luck Diath, and here's hoping your shiny (misty? foggy?) new dagger works well on your detour!

Because you are in Seattle area?

What!? WEE WOO

"maybe I can destroy acquisitions Inc from the inside...."

To steal the rings back?