Preston

@PrestonCMW

80 year old man stuck in a 55 year old body that was born in 1990.

Highland Park, Los Angeles
Joined June 2008

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  1. Jun 3
  2. Apr 28

    Man they used to have fun, didn't they?

  3. Apr 24
  4. Apr 22
  5. Apr 10
  6. Retweeted
    Mar 1

    Los Angeles County (red) has a larger population than each of the 43 individual states shown in blue.

  7. Mar 30

    It's amazing how much you can travel when you're young and don't have student loans.

  8. Mar 28

    The scientific name for Yoga is "Autofeltio Flatulence."

  9. Mar 12

    I didn't do the women's march. I did vote.

  10. Mar 9

    "Republican" is just a euphemism for "old white man."

  11. Mar 5

    If you don't love cats, you don't love yourself.

  12. Mar 4

    Sub developments are just really boring zoos with only 3 species on display.

  13. Mar 4

    So excited for the next movie in the series, 's !

  14. 19 Dec 2016

    Nothing compliments mood lighting like someone using their cell phone's flash light to read a menu.

  15. 18 Dec 2016

    Holidays are great because you can go into a store & ask to see all the weird stuff you're too shy to ask about & blame it on gift giving

  16. 6 Dec 2016

    It's cool. The space for the bike is way better off with you standing in it than me, you know, putting my bike there.

  17. 25 Nov 2016
  18. 13 Nov 2016

    I'm helping end child hunger w/ & . 1 RT = 1 meal to until 11/20.

  19. 19 Oct 2016

    Never mind.

  20. 19 Oct 2016

    Abuse of the replay.

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