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Ppallo
@Ppallo
People complain about the kids today, but I like them. They are the first people I have met who aren't mean about my habit of being constantly hit by vehicles. They say things like "Clumsy king securing the bag" when I win a 5k settlement for being hit by two ambulances in a day.
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Ppallo
@Ppallo
I'm no longer being told I'm "too stupid to live", I have 17-year olds telling me only being struck by one trike this week is a "big dub".
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Ppallo
@Ppallo
No other generation is taking pictures of me sitting on the curb, rubbing my temples and drinking a bottle of water, after being launched two stories high into the air by a RC car, and only commenting "Hit by cars guy is hydration goals, fr."
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