"Watcha doin'?" Searching for weird dildos on etsy.
I try not to kink-shame and I'm good with the merman dildos, but this? Like...what? Rigor mortis isn't in competition with viagra. What about the sloughing off of skin that'll make circumcision look like a paper cut? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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I think it’s from the flashlight website, and they have a flashlight version. But is this like for necrophiliacs? Also they have alien and predator vaginas which is slightly less weird.
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Ugh fleshlight. Stupid autocorrect. When would I ever want to talk about flashlights?
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Exactly! Just like I want to ask why I am ever going to tell a relative to go duck themselves. DUCK OFF GRANDMA. Not happening. Ducking autocorrect. But yes, the alien stuff seems more...normal? Like, I can kinda see it. Not zombie apocalypse, tho. You're all funky.
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