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If you peel the yogurt lid and throw it away without licking it, I’m mad at you.
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I've heard reports of quarter size hail, dime size hail & penny size hail. Talk about a change in the weather.
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ME: "How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?" CAT: ... ME: ... CAT: [getting up] "You can just ask me like a normal person, you know."pic.twitter.com/RY8DgVcZdC
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Her: You’ve changed. Chameleon: Jesus, Karen, not this again.
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I usually have Cap’n Crunch for breakfast, but everyone keeps telling me that change is good.pic.twitter.com/YyQyveKKES
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Me: I’m not going to change just to please someone else. Her: Is that what you’re wearing out tonight? Me: Me: *slinks off to change clothes* ᴵ’ᵐ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᴹᴱ
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In hell, auto correct will always change it to "should of".
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Librarian: Shhh! Me: *changes blender to low setting*
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Waiter: Fresh pepper, sir? Me: Yes, please. Pepper: Honey, I'm as single as a dollar and I'm not lookin' for change.
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Husband: *throws the ball with spin like a pro bowler* Me: It’s the 10th frame and you have 2 points. Try throwing it like a normal person.
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My bank: You should change your password every 6 months for security purposes. Me: What kind of a genius do you think I am? I can't even remember my old password.
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*Dahmer: The Musical* Jeffrey: I feel a change, Mother. His mom: A change, my son? What sort of change? Singers:
A change! A change! He says he feels a change! He started out with frogs and trout, but now he’s real deranged!
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H: I'm going to the store. M: Why don't you take my truck? [3 hrs later] H: Your truck was out of gas, the tires needed air and it needed an oil change. M: You don't say? Huh, weird. *sips wine*
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My husband is considering buying a nutsack for the back of his pickup truck. I had no choice but to go on FB and change our relationship status to 'it's complicated'.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: I’m thinking of changing my name. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Same. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Why? I really like both of your names.
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The series finale of the news better tie up all these loose ends and set up a spin-off called “Weather”
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Excuse me, I’m sorry to interrupt but woodpecker tongues go all the way the hell around the top of their skulls like some kind of insane deli ticket machinepic.twitter.com/cwbtuktw08
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Psychiatrist "Tell me about your trust issues." Me "No"
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People Giving Writing Advice: Be you, just write what you know Me, typing: “Her eyes shimmered like oil in a deep fryer. She had hair like brown linguini, and thighs like albino sea lions.” People: wait no, why are you like that
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[therapy session] Robin Williams: Its not your fault Han Solo: I know Robin Williams: Its not your fault Han Solo: I know Robin Williams: Its not your fault Han Solo: I know Robin Williams: Its not your fault Han Solo: I know Robin Williams: Its not your fault Han Solo: I know
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I saw a woman running into the liquor store, and now I’m super sad I never knew I had a twin sister.
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